lundi 11 septembre 2017

Valets rien ? Pas si nul

Je me permets d'emprunter à pokerFred sa ligne de blogueur pour introduire un nouveau post, et réanimer par là même ce blog laissé en décrépitude.

Oh putain des valets ... je vais bust ... (c) Valérian et la Cité des Mille Planètes

Avant la séance de poker online du dimanche soir, j'ai donc accompagné mon fiston découvrir l’œuvre de Mézières filmée par Luc Besson. J'avais lu quelques critiques peu réjouissantes et me disais qu'il y avait une forte probabilité de voir une grosse daubasse ...
Et bien non, les 2h30 de film remplissent le contrat d'un très bon divertissement de SF, avec quelques trouvailles visuelles Bessoniennes et des effets spéciaux bluffants appréciables uniquement dans une salle de cinéma.
Certes, l'acteur principal a une prestance de thon froid anémique, mais bon il y a Cara et Rihanna quand même ;-)

Revenons à la soirée poker, la plus grosse des Winamax Series de septembre 2017, avec pour ma part 4 tournois dont la garantie cumulée promet 1.870.000€, une paille :
WS Colossus 10€
WS High Five 5€
WS Surprise Knock Out 10€
WS MILLION EVENT 150€ (ticket)

1er coup avec JJ pour montrer à Laureline qui c'est le patron :
 
Winamax Poker - Tournament "W SERIES HIGH FIVE - DAY 1P" buyIn: 4.50€ + 0.50€ level: 5 - HandId: #874455560508932136-70-1505070950 - Holdem no limit (40/150/300) - 2017/09/10 19:15:50 UTC
Table: 'W SERIES HIGH FIVE - DAY 1P(203600051)#0039' 6-max (real money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pifka (38608)
Seat 2: Le Bon Pain (34214)
Seat 3: JemLesD0Nuts (17390)
Seat 4: StackMePliz (23001)
Seat 5: Vandx- (14071)
Seat 6: Jacqueline24 (32716)
[b]ANTE/BLINDS[/b]
Le Bon Pain posts ante 40
JemLesD0Nuts posts ante 40
pifka posts ante 40
StackMePliz posts ante 40
Vandx- posts ante 40
Jacqueline24 posts ante 40
Le Bon Pain posts small blind 150
JemLesD0Nuts posts big blind 300
Dealt to JemLesD0Nuts
[JC] [JD]
[b]PRE-FLOP[/b]
StackMePliz folds
Vandx- folds
Jacqueline24 folds
pifka raises 300 to 600
Le Bon Pain folds
JemLesD0Nuts raises 1149 to 1749
pifka raises 3888 to 5637
JemLesD0Nuts calls 3888
[b]FLOP[/b]
[8S] [2S] [KD]
JemLesD0Nuts checks
pifka checks
[b]TURN[/b]
[8S] [2S] [KD] [JH]
JemLesD0Nuts bets 2888
pifka calls 2888
[b]RIVER[/b]
[8S] [2S] [KD] [JH] [4S]
JemLesD0Nuts bets 3888
pifka folds
JemLesD0Nuts collected 21328 from pot
[b]SUMMARY[/b]
Total pot 21328 | No rake
Board:
[8S] [2S] [KD] [JH] [4S]
Seat 3: JemLesD0Nuts (big blind) won 21328
 

Mes "petits" tournois se passent comme d'habitude, à base de setup et de flips :
Sur le WS Surprise, je sors classiquement avec 15bb, AKo < 99 < KK
Sur le Colossus 10€, je prends le spot de 60/40 avec 8bb, mais no way
Sur le High five, je réussis à rentrer dans l'argent en doublant mon buyin

C'est un gros coup (de chatte) qui me fait décoller sur le Million event :

Winamax Poker - Tournament "W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B" buyIn: 138€ + 12€ level: 7 - HandId: #865535136773439660-92-1505075266 - Holdem no limit (60/250/500) - 2017/09/10 20:27:46 UTC
Table: 'W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B(201523103)#171' 8-max (real money) Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: boucherA9A5 (36258)
Seat 2: BABYDJE (42527)
Seat 3: brucelee33 (29391)
Seat 4: Arrres man (68407)
Seat 5: AuthENticiTY (44690)
Seat 6: pokeriamo (37280)
Seat 7: JemLesD0Nuts (34415)
Seat 8: Tagaya (20950)
[b]ANTE/BLINDS[/b]
pokeriamo posts ante 60
JemLesD0Nuts posts ante 60
boucherA9A5 posts ante 60
BABYDJE posts ante 60
brucelee33 posts ante 60
Arrres man posts ante 60
AuthENticiTY posts ante 60
Tagaya posts ante 60
pokeriamo posts small blind 250
JemLesD0Nuts posts big blind 500
Dealt to JemLesD0Nuts
[KD] [KS]
[b]PRE-FLOP[/b]
Tagaya folds
boucherA9A5 folds
BABYDJE folds
brucelee33 folds
Arrres man folds
AuthENticiTY folds
pokeriamo raises 500 to 1000
JemLesD0Nuts raises 1599 to 2599
pokeriamo raises 3601 to 6200
JemLesD0Nuts raises 7799 to 13999
pokeriamo calls 7799
[b]FLOP[/b]
[7D] [4D] [6D]
pokeriamo checks
JemLesD0Nuts bets 8599
pokeriamo raises 14622 to 23221 and is all-in
JemLesD0Nuts calls 11757 and is all-in
[b]TURN[/b]
[7D] [4D] [6D] [JH]
[b]RIVER[/b]
[7D] [4D] [6D] [JH] [2D]
[b]SHOW DOWN[/b]
pokeriamo shows
[AS] [AH] (One pair : Aces)
JemLesD0Nuts shows
[KD] [KS] (Flush King high)
JemLesD0Nuts collected 69190 from main pot
pokeriamo collected 2865 from side pot 1
[b]SUMMARY[/b]
Total pot 72055 | No rake
Board:
[7D] [4D] [6D] [JH] [2D]
Seat 6: pokeriamo (small blind) showed
[AS] [AH] and won 2865 with One pair : Aces
Seat 7: JemLesD0Nuts (big blind) showed
[KD] [KS] and won 69190 with Flush King high
 

Ensuite, tout se passe comme dans un rêve, j'arrive même à gagner un coup en bluffant ces fameux valets :

Winamax Poker - Tournament "W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B" buyIn: 138€ + 12€ level: 8 - HandId: #865535136773439634-181-1505076516 - Holdem no limit (80/300/600) - 2017/09/10 20:48:36 UTC
Table: 'W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B(201523103)#145' 8-max (real money) Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JemLesD0Nuts (79484)
Seat 2: A.Petrovsky (24344)
Seat 3: lapinc6 (25886)
Seat 4: .PARTOUCHE. (26100)
Seat 5: Egain&Egain (54004)
Seat 6: xDamGOx (53665)
Seat 7: sharkdur (31436)
Seat 8: Fix76 (62857)
[b]ANTE/BLINDS[/b]
lapinc6 posts ante 80
.PARTOUCHE. posts ante 80
JemLesD0Nuts posts ante 80
A.Petrovsky posts ante 80
Egain&Egain posts ante 80
xDamGOx posts ante 80
sharkdur posts ante 80
Fix76 posts ante 80
lapinc6 posts small blind 300
.PARTOUCHE. posts big blind 600
Dealt to JemLesD0Nuts
[JD] [JC]
[b]PRE-FLOP[/b]
Egain&Egain folds
xDamGOx folds
sharkdur folds
Fix76 raises 775 to 1375
JemLesD0Nuts calls 1375
A.Petrovsky folds
lapinc6 calls 1075
.PARTOUCHE. folds
[b]FLOP[/b]
[KC] [6S] [QD]
lapinc6 checks
Fix76 checks
JemLesD0Nuts checks
[b]TURN[/b]
[KC] [6S] [QD] [2D]
lapinc6 checks
Fix76 checks
JemLesD0Nuts bets 2199
lapinc6 folds
Fix76 folds
JemLesD0Nuts collected 7564 from pot
[b]SUMMARY[/b]
Total pot 7564 | No rake
Board:
[KC] [6S] [QD] [2D]
Seat 1: JemLesD0Nuts won 7564

La preuve encore que tout passe, ce coup énorme qui me fait passer chipleader du day1B:

Winamax Poker - Tournament "W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B" buyIn: 138€ + 12€ level: 12 - HandId: #865535136773439507-224-1505081186 - Holdem no limit (200/800/1600) - 2017/09/10 22:06:26 UTC
Table: 'W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B(201523103)#018' 8-max (real money) Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: mahmuttt88 (38193)
Seat 2: Daddy Cooool (29966)
Seat 3: Qanasson (36652)
Seat 4: KAmelLIGHT (111028)
Seat 5: So6du31 (93464)
Seat 6: Rufio7 (126684)
Seat 7: JemLesD0Nuts (171148)
Seat 8: AyQen (14631)
[b]ANTE/BLINDS[/b]
mahmuttt88 posts ante 200
Daddy Cooool posts ante 200
Qanasson posts ante 200
KAmelLIGHT posts ante 200
So6du31 posts ante 200
Rufio7 posts ante 200
JemLesD0Nuts posts ante 200
AyQen posts ante 200
mahmuttt88 posts small blind 800
Daddy Cooool posts big blind 1600
Dealt to JemLesD0Nuts
[AD] [KS]
[b]PRE-FLOP[/b]
Qanasson folds
KAmelLIGHT folds
So6du31 folds
Rufio7 raises 1600 to 3200
JemLesD0Nuts calls 3200
AyQen raises 11231 to 14431 and is all-in
mahmuttt88 folds
Daddy Cooool folds
Rufio7 raises 12754 to 27185
JemLesD0Nuts raises 143763 to 170948 and is all-in
Rufio7 calls 99299 and is all-in
[b]FLOP[/b]
[AH] [7H] [8S]
[b]TURN[/b]
[AH] [7H] [8S] [10H]
[b]RIVER[/b]
[AH] [7H] [8S] [10H] [8H]
[b]SHOW DOWN[/b]
Rufio7 shows
[AS] [QD] (Two pairs : Aces and 8)
AyQen shows
[QC] [JC] (One pair : 8)
JemLesD0Nuts shows
[AD] [KS] (Two pairs : Aces and 8)
JemLesD0Nuts collected 315863 from pot
[b]SUMMARY[/b]
Total pot 315863 | No rake
Board:
[AH] [7H] [8S] [10H] [8H]
Seat 6: Rufio7 showed
[AS] [QD] and lost with Two pairs : Aces and 8
Seat 7: JemLesD0Nuts showed
[AD] [KS] and won 315863 with Two pairs : Aces and 8
Seat 8: AyQen (button) showed
[QC] [JC] and lost with One pair : 8
 


Les valets, par contre, çà ne tient pas contre moi :
Winamax Poker - Tournament "W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B" buyIn: 138€ + 12€ level: 13 - HandId: #865535136773439507-248-1505082602 - Holdem no limit (250/1000/2000) - 2017/09/10 22:30:02 UTC
Table: 'W SERIES MILLION EVENT - DAY 1B(201523103)#018' 8-max (real money) Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: mahmuttt88 (33643)
Seat 2: Daddy Cooool (47416)
Seat 3: Qanasson (61378)
Seat 4: KAmelLIGHT (146017)
Seat 5: So6du31 (91647)
Seat 6: dudu69999 (191678)
Seat 7: JemLesD0Nuts (290049)
Seat 8: Target001 (43472)
[b]ANTE/BLINDS[/b]
mahmuttt88 posts ante 250
Daddy Cooool posts ante 250
Qanasson posts ante 250
KAmelLIGHT posts ante 250
So6du31 posts ante 250
dudu69999 posts ante 250
JemLesD0Nuts posts ante 250
Target001 posts ante 250
mahmuttt88 posts small blind 1000
Daddy Cooool posts big blind 2000
Dealt to JemLesD0Nuts
[QS] [AC]
[b]PRE-FLOP[/b]
Qanasson folds
KAmelLIGHT folds
So6du31 folds
dudu69999 folds
JemLesD0Nuts raises 2699 to 4699
Target001 folds
mahmuttt88 raises 28694 to 33393 and is all-in
Daddy Cooool folds
JemLesD0Nuts calls 28694
[b]FLOP[/b]
[3D] [9H] [AH]
[b]TURN[/b]
[3D] [9H] [AH] [10H]
[b]RIVER[/b]
[3D] [9H] [AH] [10H] [3H]
[b]SHOW DOWN[/b]
mahmuttt88 shows
[JS] [JD] (Two pairs : Jacks and 3)
JemLesD0Nuts shows
[QS] [AC] (Two pairs : Aces and 3)
JemLesD0Nuts collected 70786 from pot
[b]SUMMARY[/b]
Total pot 70786 | No rake
Board:
[3D] [9H] [AH] [10H] [3H]
Seat 1: mahmuttt88 (small blind) showed
[JS] [JD] and lost with Two pairs : Jacks and 3
Seat 7: JemLesD0Nuts showed
[QS] [AC] and won 70786 with Two pairs : Aces and 3

Je finis en très bonne place ce day1B en ayant vingt-cinq-uplé mon tapis de départ !
La suite mardi soir, j'ai hâte :





 

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